you have to love tina
this cow is prettier than me
Dude someone once told me I look like a cow and I was like “omg really? Have you seen cows? Because I have and they’re fucking gorgeous and adorable, so thanks”
Fun fact: “cow-eyed” was often used to describe Hera’s beauty since the Athenians considered cows faces so beautiful.
that’s suave as shit.
Me on my way to steal ur footballer
i love sports
he just fucking GLIDED in there like homosexual magic carried him there- GLIDED like he was on a fucking sled on ice
smooth as fuck
I would so teach you exactly what snu snu is.
I was going to put a funny caption on this picture, but words honestly escape me.
I mean, the thing about the (of legal age members of the) U.S. Olympic swim team is that they are, collectively, the sexiest group of humans* ever assembled in one place wearing very little clothing. And this is the literal hill on which I will die and the guiding purpose of this entire blog.
i wont rest until ive complained about everything
I DON’T REBLOG THIS KINDA STUFF I SWEAR
BUT HOLY SHIT
IT’S ON THE FLOOR
I need a Doctor.
I don’t even fancy Matt Smith, but wow… I thought it was some male model until I saw his face :O
Geronimo my ass, sir.
You… I… That’s really Ma— Oh. my. GOD.
i THOUGHT IT WAS A PORN GIF